The head line is an actual headline, the rest is a work of fiction.
Man Responsible for Murder and Torture in Metro Area
A 65 year old man, known for killing at least 110 people and torturing many others will be in Denver this week as part of his vacation. The man’s friends have described him as a nice guy and always fun will be sightseeing and visiting all that Denver has to offer this week. Citizens are asked not to panic if they see this man.
“He is here only to relax and have some fun and his being here has nothing to do with his normal business of rape and murder,” said his PR rep. It is known that the man will want to take in some art and culture during his time here, but his complete itinerary was not known at the writing of this article.